I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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