I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Randomize
