It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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