your thong is hanging out like whoa
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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