What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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