can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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