Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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