Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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