What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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