Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
