saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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