Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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