I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
