margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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