Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
vagina is talking i cant
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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