Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
How's work?
Spinning.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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