Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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