Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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