Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize