i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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