That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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