do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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