I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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