Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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