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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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