we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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