what if I'm pregnant?
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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