Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Randomize