I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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