I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
