I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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