His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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