I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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