i just wanna soil my oats bro
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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