You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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