I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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