Umm I'm too high to move.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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