I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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