Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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