We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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