OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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