As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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