Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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