3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Actions speak louder than pants.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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