I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think I sprained my soul last night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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