try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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