Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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