i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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