so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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