I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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