We're like a lot better than the average bears
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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