i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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