What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Randomize
